marielikestodraw:

pahnem:

mercuriesrising:

aparticularlygoodfinder:

Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”

When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”

And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard

you tip them right over the edge of a bridge

you fucking didn’t

oh my god.

(Source: villainyandgoodcheekbones, via valenciamay)

valenciamay:

k-lionheart:

cryptaniac:

bananneli:

I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.

or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”

Tangerines. the code word is Tangerines.

I needed this so much in my life.

BBy you can tangerines me anyday. xx

abbigshmail:

notyouraverageloser:

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

Haha not at all not even close We just like to eat a lot

I had a cupcake for breakfast.

Girl, I found half a cookie in the back of a cupboard in my staffroom for breakfast…at 11:45 this morning.