conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

racheltastik:

blastin’ Single Ladies

dancing like a crazy person

because I am a single lady and I can do what I waaannnn

IF YOU LIKE IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUTTA RING ONNIT

WHOUAH UH OHHHH

MOAR LIKE PARTY OF TWO HOMBRE.

that-potter-guy:

squidwurd:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

THIS. </3

yeeep

(Source: notbread, via racheltastik)